"Star Wars Cantina"
(sung to the melody of "Copa Cabana" by Barry Manilow, and it actually
sounds like Barry singing the silly thing....)
Her name was Leia
she was a princess
With a danish on each ear
and Darth Vader drawing near
so R2D2
found Ben Kenobi
he'd have to get the death star plans
into the rebellions hands
Luke and Obi Wan
Had to get to Alderaan
So they went to Mos Eisleys
to have a drink with Han
CHORUS:
At the Star Wars
Star Wars Cantina
The weirdest creatures you've ever seen'a
At the Star Wars, Star Wars Cantina
Music and blasters
and old jedi masters
at the Star Wars....
His name was Solo
he was a pilot
With a blaster at his side
and a smile 12 parsecs wide
There with Chewbacca
He was a Wookie
They met with Luke and ObiWan
About the Milennium Falcon
Docking Bay ninety-four
Stormtroopers at the door
With a flash of Ben's light saber
there was a mess on the floor
CHORUS:
At the Star Wars
Star Wars Cantina
The weirdest creatures you've ever seen'a
At the Star Wars, Star Wars Cantina
Music and blasters
and old jedi masters
at the Star Wars....
His name was Yoda
He was a muppet
Darth Vader was so bad
and by the way he's Luke's dad
Luke kissed his sister
His hand got cut off
In that galaxy far far away
Luke has had a lousy day
Boba Fett was so mean
Jabba had bad hygiene
Why didn't they all just relax
Back on Tatooine!
CHORUS:
At the Star Wars
Star Wars Cantina
The weirdest creatures you've ever seen'a
At the Star Wars, Star Wars Cantina
Music and blasters
and old jedi masters
at the Star Wars....